Things I learned today

If you and your friend have become separated in a crowded venue, and you see that she is standing on tip-toe, searching for you, and her name happens to be "Bear" … then it is inadvertently hilarious to wave and shout, "Bear!" because people will duck and cover, man.

Also, it turns out that Seattle has a chapter of goth nun drag queens.

There is absolutely nothing I do not like about that.

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