Awesome Words of Awesomeness

I'm scared, Sarge.Want to write in the fantasy genre but not certain to start.  Here’s a primer for all the great, bold and beautiful things that a fantasy epic should—nay, MUST—include.  Feel free to take notes.  There may or may not be a test on this later.
Black Hats v. White Hats—One race or group is designated the Bad Guys and they’re all bad, no matter what.  They’re all Orcs and they’re naturally just mean and evil and vile and bad.  Really bad.  There’...<![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]>