So I haven’t slept in about three nights

and I wondered, Geez, why not? What could possibly be the problem. Could it be because…

I have a NEW BOOK COMING OUT NEXT TUESDAY? COULD IT? (And also a serious Caps Lock issue, apparently).

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Nerves: I have a few.

Feel free to pre-order it if you’re so inclined. And also feel free to like it a lot. Again, if you’re so inclined.

I should be in dandy shape by next week. Later today I’m going to write about my experience of trying to apply fake eyelashes to myself for the first time ever. Just in case you wondered what I’m doing with all this excess of energy/fretfulness.

xox