Isn’t gardening supposed to be soothing?

I purchased some lovely statuary for my vast estate.

When I brought them home, my loneliness melted away.

OH! Well, um.

Thanks for the complement.

But, you see, I’m married. Very happily, and…

How embarrassing.

I thought he was talking to me.

What? I can’t hear you. Too many voices!

Gosh, this is ridiculous.

I’m returning all of these chatterboxes.

But I’m keeping one, because she is full of wisdom.

I’m going to try this, tomorrow.

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Hold the grapes in front of your breasts, not by your hips.