The Weekly LitWit Challenge 4.1: An extraterrestrial lands in Manila

Welcome to the fourth series of the Weekly LitWit Challenge, a literary competition that tests your writing skills, your powers of invention under duress, your sense of absurdity, and your self-esteem. And your ability to "read" the Yucch-meter's mind, because the criteria for judging are arbitrary and more than slightly influenced by the Yucch-meter's serotonin/endorphin [...]