E is for Escanor (Epics from A to Z)

Okay, so here is an Arthurian romance. I mostly decided to do Escanor instead of... other things because every once in a while I need to put my desperate cry out to the universe:

SOMEONE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE TRANSLATE THIS INTO ENGLISH!

I have known about the existence of the Romance of Escanor for a couple of long, painful years now. It was written by Girart D'Amiens in graceful