My tweets

Fri, 13:16 : If they don't bring back Charles in Charge with an aging Charles & Buddy still living in the basement, then why the eff do we even have tvs? Fri, 15:01 : Ich bin ein Groot. Fri, 17:37 : You've all seen the chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch statue... the question is: where do you start eating? #inquiringminds Fri, 18:29 : I think the new Simon Canderous short story is done, and more importantly, I think it's GOOD #dustinmyeye Fri, 19:59 : Tonight I dine on brisket, which represents the meaty remains of my many fallen enemies who I have passed over with my might #doinitwrong