Or until you haven't updated your teamviewer to the most recent version, so I have to log off and wait for you to update.
Or when you've clearly been downloading too much nasty dungeon porn and your computer is so filled with viruses that I can't even properly abuse you until I run virus scans.
When I realize you're running an OS so old that none of my parental control or spyware works on your machine
When your internet connection drops, or your power drops, or you just don't know how fucking teamviewer works.
When I tell you to be logged into amazon/ paypal and you're not and then I have to bail and ignore you until you do as you're told.
Until you're deseperatly begging for blackmail on a machine that you've wiped clean and has no photos, documents, or internet history worth browsing.
When you forget that you are here to AMUSE ME, your female superior. The GODDESS whose attention you crave, who is better than you, and to whom you owe your service and tribute.
Published on December 24, 2014 14:31