Just Try It And Diet!
There are nut jobs near and far who think they know it all at their sand bar. That much we surely know. I hope they stub their toe. For D in the a to z we are going with diet. I hope those who don't shut up buy it.
Diet is what you need.
Take it at your feed.
You will lose weight.
It is a perfect fate.
Diet and don't move at all.
The weight will still fall.
It is an oh so special way.
Pffft is all I have to say.
Move more, eat less.
No need to second guess.
See, no special trick.
Wasn't that slick?
Then comes the other way,
Which makes me want to drown one in the litter tray.
To have a good diet you need this and this and that.
Shut up, you dumb dingbat.
Top ten foods you must eat.
They are a tasty treat.
Here chew on this.
Is my foot in your mouth bliss?
The best foods for you.
Eat each one that comes due.
Pffft once again.
I'd stab you with your pen.
Foods that are grand,
For all across the land.
If that were truly the case,
My foot never would have kicked your face.
Such a violent cat,
When food goes splat.
Stuff that looks like a hairball,
Really doesn't do it for my hall.
But anyone out there who says the above,
Will sure never get any love.
I'll flip them the bird and be on my way.
Maybe tell them to stuff it you know where on a good day.
Anyone who thinks one diet works for all,
Or one food works for every single hall,
Is a complete and utter moron.
So don't ever fall for such a con.
Do what works at your zoo and give everyone else a big screw you. If they don't like it that is their cross to bear. Now there are some bad that shouldn't be eaten at any lair, but even those some can tolerate. So do what is best for your fate. Anyone says otherwise give them sass, works for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Diet is what you need.
Take it at your feed.
You will lose weight.
It is a perfect fate.
Diet and don't move at all.
The weight will still fall.
It is an oh so special way.
Pffft is all I have to say.
Move more, eat less.
No need to second guess.
See, no special trick.
Wasn't that slick?
Then comes the other way,
Which makes me want to drown one in the litter tray.
To have a good diet you need this and this and that.
Shut up, you dumb dingbat.
Top ten foods you must eat.
They are a tasty treat.
Here chew on this.
Is my foot in your mouth bliss?
The best foods for you.
Eat each one that comes due.
Pffft once again.
I'd stab you with your pen.
Foods that are grand,
For all across the land.
If that were truly the case,
My foot never would have kicked your face.
Such a violent cat,
When food goes splat.
Stuff that looks like a hairball,
Really doesn't do it for my hall.
But anyone out there who says the above,
Will sure never get any love.
I'll flip them the bird and be on my way.
Maybe tell them to stuff it you know where on a good day.
Anyone who thinks one diet works for all,
Or one food works for every single hall,
Is a complete and utter moron.
So don't ever fall for such a con.
Do what works at your zoo and give everyone else a big screw you. If they don't like it that is their cross to bear. Now there are some bad that shouldn't be eaten at any lair, but even those some can tolerate. So do what is best for your fate. Anyone says otherwise give them sass, works for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Published on April 04, 2015 03:00
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