#FridayFlash – Snap Happy
Are you a modern gentleman who is keen to learn how to use new equipment and take advantage of our huge leaps forward in science and technology? Do you tire of those who surround you, and wish you had a way to just make them stop?
Try our brand new Instapause, the very latest in time pausing devices, brought to you by your friends at Modern Man. Simply point the Instapause at your subject, click, and that nagging wife or irritating co-worker will be paused for anywhere between three seconds and a hour!
The Instapause is cleverly designed to mimic the latest camera models, and you’ll find it easy to use. It comes with fifteen different shutter speeds, and a lifetime guarantee. So don’t delay! Buy an Instapause now, and claw back some peace and quiet!
*Small print. Do not use near reflective surfaces.
