BarkEEp 6

I was running, running through a city of stone and ice and they were behind me and I couldn't get away and I dodged into a building and slammed the door behind me.

"Excuse me," said a creaky voice from the other end of the room.

Panting, I listened to the monsters dribble by outside. "Yeah?"

"Are you 21? Because this is a bar."

I looked at him with desperate eyes. "Look, whoever you are, I've got a 10-story-tall glob of smelly stuff chasing me around the streets. I don't care about drin