That’s What They Say?

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Back on March 5th, I asked people to mention stereotypes they���ve heard about authors.�� Some of these I���d never heard of. Now I will respond:

���That authors make a lot of money.���- John W. Howell

Of course we do.�� Every author makes millions upon millions of dollars.�� Then we lose the game of monopoly, curse at our loved ones, and go into the basement to cry.

���Authors make virtually nothing at all.��� ��� Chris McMullen

Shows want you know!�� It���s not virtual nothing.�� It���s true, tangible nothing.�� This one ends with crying too.

���Coffee��� we live on coffee������ ��� Sue Vincent

Not all of us.�� Some of us live on soda, pizza, chocolate, vodka, rum, whiskey, beer . . . I���ll be right back.

���That we���re all alcoholics, of course!��� ��� Nicholas Rossis

Wow.�� One . . . two . . . many famous authors drink like���

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