Please fire me. I’m starting to fantasize about being in a car accident on the way to work just to...

Please fire me. I’m starting to fantasize about being in a car accident on the way to work just to get out of having to deal with my idea-stealing, credit-taking, back-stabbing bully of a boss.  My car is four days old and I’m willing to sacrificed it just to have a reason not to go to work.