So an Indiana pizzeria is the first business to legally say “no gays allowed”. I have some questions.

How are they gonna know which potential customers are gay? Are they simply gonna be on the lookout for the stereotypical “obvious” gay person? Really, what more could they do? Wouldn’t it then be “no stereotypically obvious gays allowed”? Are they actually going to question all their potential customers?

“I’d like a medium pepperoni, please.”

“Are you gay?”

What about bisexual people? Will they be denied service based on their current relationship? How is denying service to gay people really gonna work?

It’s in the news and the owners of the pizzeria seem to be quite proud of their asshole-ishness, so everyone in their community knows. Hopefully everyone, gay, straight, bi, trans, whatever, turns around and discriminates right back at them.

“i’m in the mood for a pizza, but no dick pizzerias allowed.”

I don’t think stereotypical Fox News Christians are a big enough market, even in goofball Indiana.