Help, My Kids Don’t Call Me Back

My kids don’t always respond to my calls or texts. I know, shocking, right? It turns out that I am not the only one with offspring who are slow to respond. In utter desperation, we have gathered together a list of tactics for parents who find themselves unable to gain the attention of their wayward teens or young adults. Some of these tactics are serious, but most are idle threats to wave at your kids as needed. All can be used when you kids don’t call you back.

Text your kids that their tax...