Grocery Shop Until You Drop!

There are all kinds of things about, even a scream and shout. You just have to look. One place you find them is the grocery store nook. Yeah, the gawker's scary place. This won't put a smile on his face.

It's grocery shopping day,
The fridge has become bare.
That processed food is just A OK.
Forget the mixed in rat hair.

It's grocery shopping day,
Your credit score is calling.
Credits cards want out to play.
Who can deny those prices falling.

Everywhere the carts are pushing.
It's the end of being stress free.
Parents all around are shushing,
Some kid always has to pee.

Well it's grocery shopping day.
Your cart is already half full.
Why not try the sample tray,
Grab some testicles of a bull.

You might find some more deals,
Or something completely gluten free.
But even with your cart's squeaky wheels,
With wheat you still strongly agree.

Oh it's grocery shopping day,
Your limit has been met.
It's almost time to pay,
There's just that thing for the pet.

It's grocery shopping day,
The line up has you waiting.
With your fingers you play,
Well reading who plastic face is dating.

It's grocery shopping day.
Your turn has finally come.
You load the belt ready to pay,
Well talking out your bum.

It's grocery shopping day,
Your credit card has been maxed.
But you'll pay that next May,
After all you were just taxed.

The fridge has been totally filled,
The best before dates are one day away.
Your family will be thrilled.
Until next grocery shopping day.

Now doesn't that make you just want to go out and shop until you drop? Would you rather do the bunny hop? Enjoy shopping at the store forevermore. The cat will stay home and let you humans roam. That way he won't end up giving slow pokes sass. But that would be fun for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.