I knew we had fully morphed from hedonistic individuals into full-blown parents the other day when my wife responded to my mention of having changed our son's diaper with "Was there a lot of corn? There has been a lot of corn lately..." By the way, I lov

Thanks! I’m glad you dig the book. But, why so anonymous, anon?

I remember when I was first getting into social media and there was that famous (and later revealed to be fake) Tina Fey twitter account. Whoever was running it totally had her voice down, though. Anyway, the first tweet I read on that account was just this: “I don’t know why I even bother chewing corn anymore.”