The Perk Does Not Work!

Ever see a cartoon and think that would be grand? Would it not be fun to do that across the land? What is that? Just stick with the cat.

Popeye chewed away,
All through the day.
Spinach made his muscles grow.
Real life = no go!

Now is that song in your head?
Oh the dread.
Could go back to bed.
Don't bump your head.

Walk in a tub of ice.
That is some nice.
It never melts at all.
Be hard to pee at your hall.

Get things dropped on your head.
But you aren't good and dead.
Just burnt and crispy a bit,
Followed by a meep meep fit.

You have no ass.
So nothing to pass.
Easy as can be.
Look at Donkey Kong if you don't believe me.

You can go inside a mouth.
It won't stunt your growth.
Can see how insides work.
That has to be a perk.

You can eat all day,
Never getting fat at your bay.
Eat whatever you want.
That be nice at your haunt.

Plus you can have 1000 episodes done.
They will always rerun,
And from start to end,
You're still the same age, my friend.

No wardrobe to worry about.
No need to twist and shout.
Just wear the same thing every day.
Lets you be cheap at your bay.

And maybe easiest of all,
Everyone talks your language on the wall.
Dubbed just for you.
No language barriers to go through.

Don't you want cartoon powers? You could live life for many extra hours. Wear the same clothes every single day. Spinach will also make you look like Rambo at your bay. Plus like the two light hearted fools you could be all mass. How they get around with no legs or arms sure beats my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.