You did it, you people. This is not my fault.
Actually it kind of is... /runs away
Originally posted by
shweta_narayan
at
Announcing Stone Telling 12: JokeWe are happy now to say
the next issue's on its way(1)
so please marvel at the cover
and how mermippo does hover
(1) Callooh! Callay!
Give a cheer for all the poets
who gave this joke a go - it's
thanks to them we have an issue
for which you won't need a tissue (2)
(2) Well, you may well need a tissue
for the contents of this issue
but for not-the-usual reason -
just the poems over-pleasin'!

Poetry:
Mari Ness, Three Limericks (
mariness
)
Anatoly Belilovsky, The Were-Cactus (
loldoc
)
S. Brackett Robertson, Bathyscape (
aliseadae
)
Susannah Mandel, To The Family In The Sycamore Across The Street
Emily Jiang, Ballerina Hippo Mippo (
emily_jiang
)
Rachael K. Jones, Do Mermippos Dream of Electric Sharks?
Pear Nuallak, A Mermaid in The Mermaid
Alexandra Seidel, A Hippolimerick (
alexa_seidel
)
David Sklar, Before I Kill You (An Arch-Villainelle)

Jaymee Goh, Yes, I Am A Were (
fantasyecho
)
Kathy Figueroa, A Snippet of a Tale
Alexandra Erin, The Spoon-Drawer Gnome (
alexandraerin
)