Messianic Misdirection

Some of you are probably scratching your heads, thinking “What the Hell?”

Allow me to explain:

Harry Houdini, nee Ehrich Weiss (Sort of rhymes with “Jesus Christ”), was Jewish and born on March 24th, about the same time of year that Jesus would have been born (if he existed).

Houdini was, as almost everyone knows, a legendary magician. One of his famous tricks involved being locked inside a water-filled milk can from which he would miraculously escape. Legend has it that he could dematerialize a...