Please fire me. I work in a pizza place and recently we’ve gotten a waterbug infestation. My boss promised four times he’d call in an exterminator and never has, now when we mention it he just gets defensive and shakes his head like we’re over reacting. Oh you know i’m sorry that I don’t like sweeping up dead bugs before every shift, finding live ones in the boxes and creeping out from under all the furniture and tables in front of customers. Maybe it’s weird that seeing a goddamn roach the length of my ring finger on the CEILING creeps me out and you know how much I love practicing my apology speech for when a customer notices, or when they find a bug in their pizza. How do you run a business like this?