Will getting a harp help get me into heaven?
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Because I believe it’ll increase my chances of getting into heaven, I’m thinking of acquiring a good used harp.
Being an skillful harp player might convince Pearly Gate keepers to overlook my sloth, my gluttony and all that chronic flatulence to help me make the heavenly cut.
Swanson Harps in Boston has a Lyon & Healy 6161-23 for $16,900, a far better bargain than the $
Because I believe it’ll increase my chances of getting into heaven, I’m thinking of acquiring a good used harp.
Being an skillful harp player might convince Pearly Gate keepers to overlook my sloth, my gluttony and all that chronic flatulence to help me make the heavenly cut.
Swanson Harps in Boston has a Lyon & Healy 6161-23 for $16,900, a far better bargain than the $
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