Where Can I Find Killing Jesus?

One of my many jobs includes part time book clerk. I’ve been at it for nearly 8 years now, and I seriously love it. It’s one of my greatest sources of amusement (oh, and I get great deals on rare books).

True story: A woman asked me for assistance finding Bill O’Reilly’s Killing Jesus with a look of urgency and concern. I mistakenly laughed, completely involuntarily and without self-control. Shame on me!

My friend John later gave me a more appropriate response, which I’ve illustrated for you.

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