Please fire me. I work in a boarding facility and the other day had this one lady bring her dog in for a bath. When the dog was done and the owner came in to get her, she immediately picked up the dog upside down in her arms, pressed her face to the dog’s belly, and stated quickly that the dog smelled like pee. She then proceeded to make me and the receptionist smell as well to confirm. The dog did not smell. But she made such a fuss that we gave her the bath for free, and she walked out with the dog unleashed, still upside down in her arms.