19 March 2015 - SARCASM

SARCASM
G'day folks,
We have all heard or made a sarcastic comment at some stage in our life. Well, I'm sure some folks are experts. Here are some samples.




·  You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
·  Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
·  Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
·  Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
·  If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder. It would be an apocalypse!
·  This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
·  I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
·  When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
·  A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
·  Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
·  Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
·  Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
·  Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.
·  Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
·  Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
·  He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.
·  I bet you get bullied a lot.
·  I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.
·  I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
·  I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
·  I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
·  I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.
·  I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
·  I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
·  I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.
·  I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.
·  I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.
·  If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.
·  I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
·  I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
·  I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.
·  Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
·  People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
·  She's the first in her family born without tail.
·  That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
·  There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.
·  What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
·  Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
·  What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?
·  You are not even beneath my contempt.
·  You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.
·  You grow on people, but so does cancer.
·  You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.
·  You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
·  You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
·  Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.
·  You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.

































Clancy's comment: There ya go. Wow, what a collection of snippy comments, eh?I'm ...