You'll Never Interview in This Town Again - Available Now!

Dear Readers,

You’ll Never Interview in This Town Again is Now Available on Amazon

I give you my lovely little ditty about interviewing in Austin—the pain, the humiliation, the obscenity, the ping-pong tables, the chaos, the bloodshed.

As most of you know, I promised her about six months ago, but stuff happened, so I kept moving the date back and back again until I finally set an ironclad date on February 23rd. Only, that didn’t happen either. I have my reasons.

So how did she come to be now? It’s simple: I couldn’t sleep last night. My next book, Rest In Me, is set (among other times and places) during the Crimean War. I was burning the candle at both ends doing research and fell asleep just after reading an ungodly description of a battle scene from which I will spare you the details. Suffice to say, I had nightmares. I woke up feeling the story in my bones like I never had before. I knew it was ready. But I also knew this—I was in the thick of this book now, and if I ever hoped to finish You’ll Never Interview in This Town Again, I had to do it immediately, before the jaws of Rest In Me sank their teeth down all the way.

So now, here she is.

Listen, I’ll admit this—it’s not the best edited book in the world. This fact more prevalent in some areas more than others. There was one part that I had been waiting on writing because I didn’t feel her, we just weren’t connecting, but I wanted her to be told nonetheless, so this morning I sort of took her by the throat and told her it was now or never (Can you guess which part? I wonder if you can. Hint: I never write in order.) I flushed her out at the eighteenth hour, and she didn’t turn out exactly what I wanted her to be, but I realized she would do as-is. It made no sense to keep the rest of the chorus in the rehearsal room because of one soprano with stage fright.

And as it always is with these things, I made some changes at the last minute. Shuffled the topics around, gave them new dresses. Some ribbons might have been torn during the scuffle. You’ll get over it.

Please enjoy. It’s highly likely Rest In Me will take a long time to write, so this might be the last book you’ll get from me in a while.

Always,

e.p.