If You Find My Mind Please Send It Home

So when I stumbled, half-awake into the kitchen the other morning, I noticed the kitchen table was dirty and got out the furniture polish. I was about halfway through when I realized I was hosing down the table  with hairspray. On the upside it did have a nice shine and lovely finish with no sticky, heavy feel:)
* On a more serious note, you probably already know that hairspray is a great product for removing clothing stains.