Regarding BONE GAP

Last night I blurted out a series of tweets on this topic - a typically shrewd move, Tweeting on a late Saturday night - but I felt like, oh, I don’t know, expounding a bit, so here we are. Here I am, at any rate. It’s uncertain how much of a WE is happening here, but anyway.

I am so envious of Laura Ruby right now.

“But why?” you might say.“Upon what base was fixt the envy wherein, Mike?” My first answer would be“Please don’t use poetry as the basis of a question, it’ll reveal my ignorance abo...