In my day, a quarter ounce was only 25 bucks, and it still got...

In my day, a quarter ounce was only 25 bucks, and it still got me all fucked up. My young Millennial friend, whom I mentioned before on here (he’s the one who’s always showing me glistening Instagram buds on his phone), says pot is so much better now: “The THC content is through the roof!”.

According to his philosophy, Everclear is the finest Bourbon you can buy.

I didn’t even like pot back when I smoked it. It makes me nervous and self-conscious and, oh, what fun!

It should be legal, though.

Most things should be legal, goddamn it.