Naughty Schoolchildren Told to Lie Face Down on the Floor While Teacher Phones God

When Sheila Jones called the Almightyon her mobile phone, she only pretended to speak to him (she probably knew from experience that God neveractually picks up).

The headmistress of a Roman Catholic Primary School in Devizes has been accused of making children lie face down on the floor while she pretends to ring God on her mobile phone to say they have been naughty. Parents say they were outraged that head Sheila Jones humiliated their children, and have written to Ofsted [the government's Of...