Am I Ready for CPaCC?

I've got a fat stack of BJs...
 ...I'm stacking GHOULs like they're 3x5 cards...
 ...I've got mad BILLY......collateral courtesy of everybody's favorite sci-fi author... ...I'm flush with paper in case you need change... ...and if you don't have money, that's no issue - I take credit... Should be one Hell of a con...
Why not stop on by?