Just Ducky To Be Happy Go Lucky!

Don't you love the fakers out there? They have been seen at your lair. The fakers who play sick so they can get welfare some slick, or what have you, leaving the ones that are true a big screw you. But those are creeps indeed. What about the fake happy people taking seed?

Put on a smile,
At the turn of a dial.
A simple tone,
As you grab the phone.

Polite as can be.
Can't see me.
So polite is great.
A fine trait.

Phone is easy.
Then they get cheesy.
The face to face,
Gives you a fake embrace.

Oh how are you?
That is great, they moo.
What can I do for you?
When they know what's coming due.

Or at least what they will try,
To spy with their little eye.
You should come in and see.
I'm sure we have something for thee.

We are the best ever.
This is a great endeavor.
You should really join.
Just give a little coin.

Oh wouldn't this look good on you?
Come on, you just have to buy two.
Look at that mirror.
Your shine couldn't be clearer.

I'm so happy for you.
Wait, you need this too.
Have one of these.
Buy whatever you please.

I'm so happy for you.
Wait, that's not true.
I really want you to sink,
So I'll look better at my rink.

Pffft I didn't think that.
I'm so happy I'm fat.
Wait, I'm happy you're fat.
It gives me an upper stat.

Isn't that grand? Know any happy fakers in your land? They either want to take your money or are hoping you end up looking funny. I'd rather just take sass. Yet another observation from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.