A Retirement Even MC Hammer Could Afford

Hammer wouldn't need a fur coat in Florida.

MC Hammer famously blew through $30 million in a matter of months, falling from the heights of financial success into bankruptcy by the mid-1990s. These days he's more punchline than superstar; the only press Hammer has gotten lately stems from a bizarre video that ends with him performing a mock-baptism of a faux Jay-Z.

Like many Americans, MC Hammer doesn't have the nest egg he once thought he would. But in the recently-released Forbes Investment...