Trustworthy satirists with the heart of an anarchist
Given a half century of loony bin Congresses and an incompetent Presidency that has spawned nine feeble-mineded imbeciles ever since Lyndon Johnson's phony Gulf of Tonkin Resolution, the only trustworthy satirist among the living is the unrepentant anarchist created by this dysfunctional democracy. Other commentators are little more than political hacks goose stepping to the marching tune of one political franchise or the other.
Therefore, among my solid credentials, are the unbiased opinions that George W. Bush was a mutant, pond scum, hillbilly trust-funder poop nugget while his successor, the self-adoring prophet Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, blessed be His name, will be remembered as little more than a popcorn fart completely out of his depth, as well as, the phoniest media concoction since Larry "Lonesome" Rhodes, Andy Griffin's character in Elia Kazan's "A Face In The Crowd."
Trust me... I am a satirist with the heart of an anarchist. I take no prisoners.
Therefore, among my solid credentials, are the unbiased opinions that George W. Bush was a mutant, pond scum, hillbilly trust-funder poop nugget while his successor, the self-adoring prophet Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, blessed be His name, will be remembered as little more than a popcorn fart completely out of his depth, as well as, the phoniest media concoction since Larry "Lonesome" Rhodes, Andy Griffin's character in Elia Kazan's "A Face In The Crowd."
Trust me... I am a satirist with the heart of an anarchist. I take no prisoners.
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