POTATO MOON, Part 62: "If Doom Be My Destiny" by Bill Mulligan

Jakob blinked in pouty confusion, his limbs akimbo like a Stretch Armstrong doll that had been tied to the back of a car bumper and then stretched until even his formidable powers of stretchiness were exceeded, revealing the viscous corn syrup within.

"What strange mockery is this?" he cried? "Truly I ...