FIRE DOWN BELOW #2 in Hot, New Humor releases on AMAZON!! What? I know. Let's not tell them it's all about farts.

Look what is the #2 in Hot New Releases in humor on Amazon!! #FIREDOWNBELOW is burning up the charts. See what I did there? God, that's not even funny. The time change combined with the moon phase is messing with my testicles.

▴Amazon US ➜ amzn.to/1HvQywp
▴Amazon UK ➜ amzn.to/1DgCa4U
▴Amazon AU ➜ bit.ly/1CkOCDU
▴KoBo ➜ bit.ly/166Xtej
▴iBooks ➜ bit.ly/1Kfvpmh
▴B&N ➜http://bit.ly/1FpvNNA

HOLY SHIT!!!