They are still improving cheese. This boggles my mind. Cheese is...

They are still improving cheese. This boggles my mind. Cheese is perfect: creamy, coagulated heaven. Yet there are people sitting around going “How can we make it even better?”

They may as well be adding room to outer space.

At what point will they say, “I think we’re done here”? When the minute I take a bite of it my eyes roll back, I cum in my jeans, and then tip over in a faint?