My lovely Mac is apparently in pieces. On a bench. They've managed to recover all the data, which is good news. The hard drive is, as expected, knackered, so they're putting in a new one. And trying to get the disks from Apple (I can't find mine), which is what's holding things up.
I should have it back by the middle of next week.
In the meantime, I can access emails on my old computer and Twitter on my phone. But that's pretty much it.
I'm getting a lot of writing done, but it's very weird not to spend all day online like I'm used to. I miss everyone and I feel very left out!