Tortie Modeling Tips

You think you can model? Okay, let's see!


When we left off yesterday, a certain tortie apparently thought she could do a better modeling job than me! So I decided to let her give some tips. I mean, the only one she will be embarrassing is herself, right? So here are some tortie tips for modeling.


Where IS that treat bag?


1. Keep your eye on the prize… the bag of treats! That is where your focus should always be.


This was so subtle my human did not know it was out of focus until she uploaded it


2. Ruin as many pictures as you can by moving just when the photographer thinks she has the shot. That way, the photo session will last longer and you will be offered more treats so you won’t leave.


This worked out really well!


3. Cute poses are always worth extra treats… or else!


Don't take No Treats for an answer!


4. If you are not getting enough treats, go on strike until the photographer coughs some up.


Hey! I did not approve this rule


5. This is the best tip of all — let the pipsqueak do all the work and then steal the treats.
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