This, This, That And That Confuses The Cat!

The cat watches from afar as some big day happens near his sand bar, meaning at that other sea with the mutts and each kitty. That aunt, who Cassie and I run away from, is going all married. In this that and the other thing she seems to be buried.

Oh this is bliss,
Spend money on this.
That is grand.
Costs that much across the land.

Has to be this way.
Has to have that display.
Have to go like this.
That you can't miss.

Have to because that is the way.
Have to because I saw it the other day.
Have to because of this and that.
Have to shout like a dingbat.

Jump up and down.
Go to crazy town.
Spend this and that.
No wonder Cassie and I scat.

Crazy person indeed.
Glad we stay at our feed,
And far far away from there.
Rather take the mutts at the other lair.

Won't take the cat's advice,
And elope for a cheap price.
Nope, has to be this and that.
So broke way more than flat.

Worth it in the end?
A so called must trend.
Have to have this and that.
Have to have to, stat!

One whole day.
Years later will seem far away.
For all that pay,
Could buy a new bay.

Plus divorce rate is high.
What? It's not a lie.
Yeah, I'm not a cheery cat.
We will blame, Pat.

So need this, that and the other thing,
For bells everywhere to ring?
Or is my plan of eloping the best?
I know, the cat beats all the rest.

The cat is so glad he doesn't have to do anything for it. Damn, I think my ocd would have a fit. Cassie and I will run under the bed and just rest our head. We will wait for all the other commotion to pass. Although still months away for such rest for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.