Can you all please stop offending Senator Paul with your vows of committed love?!

In an interview with Fox News, unannounced-but-obvious Republican presidential candidate Rand Paul claimed that marriage equality offends him:

“I’m for traditional marriage. I think marriage is between a man and a woman. Ultimately, we could have fixed this a long time ago if we just allowed contracts between adults. We didn’t have to call it marriage, which offends myself and a lot of people."

Rand Paul: Calling Same-Sex Unions 'Marriage' Really 'Offends' Him and Others [Towle]

Such myopia from...