lunch on day 4 at the gabba

Australia – too easy to score off, lacking menace.

England – easy does it.

Strauss – took a while to get going then did get going and with some help from Mitchell Johnson's loving hands.

Cook – out batted Strauss.

Hilfenhaus – looked down on verve.  Can he verve up?

Siddle – is still in form, but didn't get it 100% right.

Johnson – Rubbish bowling. Rubbish Moustache. Rubbish batting. Rubbish tattoos. Rubbish Fielding.

Watson – the ball didn't move so all we had was his stop motion bowling action.

Doherty – Tight and unlucky, Hauritzesque.

North – lunch spell.

Gabba – You can only bring a bag into the ground if you have one zipper or less, because, you know, they're mental here.

Fielding – fine except for the only chance they had offered in the whole session.

Over rates – shit.

Lunch – Roast beef (ok), roast potatoes (nice) and white rice.

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