This guy wants to bring three moving vans full of stuff to Florida… wants you to pay…

A guy gets a job offer in Orlando. He’s in Indiana. So his new boss, the University of Central Florida, offers to pay his moving bill.

Little did they know.

Here’s a guy who thought he needed a snow shovel in Central Florida. And a bunch of other stuff you wouldn’t believe.

The moving van shows up. It gets filled. Then another. Then another. Three big trucks.

The list of stuff went on for 31 pages. Six picnic tables, rabbit pens.

A plow.

Reminds me of carting a two-year to grandma’s for the summer.

Somebody in Tallahassee saw the bill and said no. The university asked for an exception. It was only 57,560 pounds of stuff.

But the state auditor refused, said it looked like the guy had made “little effort to minimize…”

What did the guy have to say?

He didn’t think his household was especially large.

Everybody needs two swing sets, no? And nine desks. Did I mention… 20 bicycles?

And a bale of hay.