Determiners of intelligence

I judge intelligence (rather unfairly) by the following criteria:

The number of Supreme Court justices that a person can name The amount of time a person spends watching television Smoker or non-smoker The scope of a person's musical interests A person's overall ratio of speaking to listening A person's willingness to act self-deprecating The total number of tabloid magazines that a person reads in a week A person's acceptance of evolution as Darwin initially described The ratio between a person's degree of religious belief and the number of times that he or she has actually read the Bible The way in which a person spends his or her time in a waiting room A person's acknowledgement of human-induced global warming The degree to which a person finds Jon Stewart and David Sedaris funny A person's ability to debate without raising his or her voice, repeating a previously-stated viewpoint or interrupting New York Jets fan or not

Like I said, I'm not exactly fair in my judgment.