Department of Weekend Reading: March 6, 2015

Psst, wanna be your own police department? In Virginia, you can!
Because sometimes, just polluting the world and buying off Congress just isn’t enough.
A photographic tour through stuff that never, ever happened.
One out of four Americans would get a memory chip installed in their brain … if they existed.
Victor Hugo and Jane Austen, finally in manga form.
You still can’t go to Cuba, but Conan O’Brien can.
Oh, Bill: O’Reilly contradicted by his own reporting.
Is this guy the conservative Jon Stewart...