This is almost too much power for a single person to wield. But I'll take it.

To my shock and awe I have just realized that I am in the wrong profession. I should be running an extortion ring. The world's first wish registry at Adora? I picked out the presents I wanted, sent out the postcards, and voila. It worked. My friend gave me the Ray-Ban Colorized Wayfarers I had [...]