Ode To My Disappearing Eyebrows

Oh, my eyebrows, my eyebrows

Are leaving my face

‘Cause the chemo is working

All over the place

My balance has gone

With my inner-ear hair––

Still have a slight moustache

(That hardly seems fair).

My scalp’s getting smoother

With each passing day

And now, my poor eyebrows

Are passing away.

I know they’ll be back

And I’ll just have to wait

Ain’t drawing them on

‘Cause I just can’t draw straight.

And so, this farewell

To my two favourite eyebrows

Now departing my face

They’ve turned into bye-brows.

Good-b’eyebrows!