The LezBeans, Episode 15, “What Are Cows Made From?”

Lulu liked to ask questions.

I don’t know if she did it because she really truly wanted to know the answers or if she just wanted to drive me bat-shit crazy.

I tried my best to ignore the barrage of questions. But without much success. Lulu knew how to wear me down.

Finally, I would explode.

And then she would deliver the coup de grace���the finishing touch that made me feel guilty for the next six months.

Was this what being a mother was like, always feeling guilty? As it turns out… yes.

Making th...