Top Ten Tuesday! The Ten Funniest Tweets I Read Last Week

Sadly, none of these were written by me. I love my Twitter though. If I was still doing stand-up I’d be stealing from Twitter all the time. In no particular order of funniness, here are ten tweets that made me laugh this week.

@Quartzjixler:Fifty Shades of Grey? See it all the time. – dogs

@AnAbsurdBird:I only go to the gym this time of day cos *all the pensioners in make me look like a badass, *some of, *OK! Just that guy with the dodgy hip.

@SamGrittner:POLICE OFFICER: “Do you know why I pulle...