Ten Plots Generated from Other People’s Problems

All taken from http://www.helpineedhelp.com/#/

I don’t like my eyebrows.
I’ve never been kissed.
I don’t want to clean up my mess.
I’m involved in a gang.
I don’t know if I’m gay.
I want my cat to be a cover model.
I don’t know if I’m depressed/colorblind.
I’m racist.
I’m overstimulated.
I have ghosts.
I’m always wrong.